EWH3 #1446: The Tenth Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 12, 2024, Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
Announcements:
Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the tenth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 12, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) – follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Next to the Metro entrance – 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE
Hares: Head Injury, Sexually Anxious Disease, maybe a mystery hare.
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro
Last Trains Out:
New Carrollton: 12:20 am
Largo: 12:14 am
Vienna: 11:51 pm
Franconia-Springfield: 11:40 pm
Ashburn: 11:47 pm
On After: Trusty’s!
Specials: You are special!