EWH3 Trash #1452 – Old Town Ghost Tour
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 23, 2025
Started: King Street Gardens Park
Finished: King St – Old Town
Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Turd in Command, These Are The Tits You’re Looking For
This trail brought us through all the spooky stalks of the notoriously haunted Old Town Alexandria. Though no ghosts or ghouls spooked us on the trail the pack still felt cold chills down their spines and an all embodying sense of dread as the ghosts of administration past haunted our dreams all week. The obvious only cure to protect our souls is to imbue them with spooky “spirits”.
Violations
- The Hares continued to put us in harms way taking the pack past a very racist establishment. The store front window taunting us with new running shoes and performance wear. We warded it off with some spooky shots and managed to keep that evil far away from us.
- As we entered a dark alley way we thought we might have heard our first ghost of the trail. Unintelligible mumbles and moans echoed off the brick walls stopped the pack in their track, only to discover it was none other than GFA just slurring away as sipped from his private elixir that keeps the real demons at bay.
- Just Sawyer and Just Finn our ghost guard dogs got a little too friendly with the pack without asking for consent, nuzzling their muzzles in everyone’s crotch. Possibly they were sniffing out some ghosts that had moved into long abandoned and run down alleys and shafts
