EWH3 Trash #1455 – Stoplight Your Night Trail
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 13th, 2025
Started: S Bell St & 18th St S, Arlington, VA 22202
Finished: Potomac Yard Metro
Hares: Dude, That Guy & Split Her Bare
Valentine’s Day Eve was getting steamy as the kennel shouted their intentions from the rooftops. Those looking for love, even just for the night, and those putting up a big red stop sign having already found their one and only – or they have a strict no hasher policy. Either way this was an exciting new trail co-hared by a long time no see um, Dude, That Guy. The kennel saw some new sights, enjoyed a new on after, and found love and beer in all the wrong places.
Violations
- Our Hares certainly did not get the memo to set the ambiance for this trail. It was a shitter trail than normal as the trail actually smelled like satan’s asshole, bringing the pack right through a sewage waste treatment plant.
- Vagina’s For Lawyers proved himself to be a cheap date, truly leaning into the drunk GM role. He unfortunately was unable to form complete sentences in order to impress any potential suitors.
- Next ladies we have a little game of Red Flag – Green Flag
- 💚 Green Flag: Just Jordan will certanitly wine and dine you, pull your seat out, hold the door, and will always pay $2.25 for you to use the metro restroom
- 🚩Red Flag: Tragic Carpet Ride instead will hook up with the metro attendant so that you can use the metro bathroom for free.
- Lastly, one of our illustrious hares, Dude That Guy, must surely get around. Rocking his pineapple onsie drove the point home is that he’s been swinging all around PUDJAM kennels that he had no idea that he was cumming inside EHW3 tonight.
