EWH3 #1456: The Love Your Pet Trail, February 20, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

EWH3 #1456: The Love Your Pet Trail, February 20, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

🚨🚨 WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY 🥶🚨🚨

There is a winter weather advisory for tonight due to very low temperatures nearing 20 degrees with light wind. Real feel temperatures will likely be close to single digits.

PLEASE DRESS YOURSELF ACCORDINGLY. 

While the trail is pet friendly and this is National Love Your Pet Day, maybe (definitely) love them so much you spare them the cold weather and leave them home where it’s warm (unless you have appropriately rated gear for them).

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Hey bitches (male dogs and owners as well), February 20th is National Love Your Pet Day!! This trail is PET FRIENDLY so bring your dogs, or your cats if you feel brave. Show the ultimate love for your fur babies by coming dressed as your pet. No pet? No problem! Just come for the spectacle of watching hashers try to solve checks while being dragged by their overly enthusiastic pups. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 20th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro; meet at the playground across from Pennsylvania Ave and 8th Street  – follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Next to the Metro entrance – 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE 

Hares: Latter Day Skank, Lawyers Share Dildos, Roose Rips, and Screaming Pussy

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.15 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69, walkers and runners trails are dog friendly!


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Eastern Market Metro, 0.6 mi to Navy Yard/Ballpark Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Eastern Market

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn – 11:50 PM

Downtown Largo – 12:14 AM

Franconia-Springfield – 11:43 PM

New Carrollton – 12:10 AM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:54

End Metro: Navy Yard – Ballpark

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 12:18 AM

Greenbelt – 11:52 PM

On After*: the brig

Specials: The bar is dog friendly! And your pets are special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Do you love the beach and bonfires?!?! Sign up for WIEE!!!!

April 4th-6th in Ocean City, Rego Below!

https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2025-2025

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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