EWH3 #1457: The Best Hasher In a Drinking Role Trail!, February 27, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
EWH3 #1457: The Best Hasher In a Drinking Role Trail!, February 27, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
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This Sunday, the 97th annual Academy Awards will be held and in order to show our support for the Hollywood elite us hashers will do what we do best – drink and make fun of them! While the rest of the world holds space for the lyrics of defying gravity or continues to pretend Emilia Perez was a good movie, join us for an evening of running, drinking, and pretending like you actually watched more than two of the nominees!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 27, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Pleasant Plains exit to NE corner of 14th & Irving St NW)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th & Irving St. NW
Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Son, What the Fuck!, Vagina is for Lawyers, Sexually Anxious Disease, and How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.71 mi. first half / 1.73 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.75 mi first half / 0.78 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.1 mi to Columbia Heights Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
P.S. We have a bag van for all your shit!
End Metro: Columbia Heights or Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Columbia Heights:
Branch Ave – 11:48 PM
Greenbelt – 12:25 PM
Petworth:
Branch Ave – 11:46 PM
Greenbelt – 12:27 PM
On After*: Lyman’s Tavern
Specials: Only Oscar winners are special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Do you love the beach?! And bonfires?! And Ocean City?! Are you a slut for Old Bay and all things Maryland?
Cum on out to WIE!!! April 4th-6th, 2025 in Ocean City, MD. Rego now! https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2025-2025
Do you ALSO love being hot and confusing the general public?! Cum run around at BAH3’s 8th Anal Green Dress Run! March 15th, 2025. Rego Below!
https://hashrego.com/events/18th-bah3-green-dress-run
Open Hare Dates!!
Wanna hare when its fucking warm outside? See the open Hare dates below!
MARCH 13TH, 2025 – Urgent! 🚨
May 15th, 2025
July 3rd, 2025
July 24th, 2025
July 31st, 2025
August 28th, 2025
September 11th, 2025
September 25th – January 8th, 2026
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
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