EWH3 #1459: *The L Ron Hubbard Birthday Trail*, March 13th, 2025, *Potomac Ave* (*Orange/Silver/Blue*)

EWH3 #1459: *The L Ron Hubbard Birthday Trail*, March 13th, 2025, *Potomac Ave* (*Orange/Silver/Blue*)

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In the *totally unbiased opinion of someone* L Ron Hubbard was “ a man who was wise and good, and who shared his knowledge with others because he wanted to help. Some people read his work, applied what he had found to the world around them and made things better.” And if that doesn’t want to make you drink this trail will, so come out run/walk, and drink a down down in “honor” of the birthday of America’s most notorious cult leader. Be Unwise, no good, and share a drink with your hares who picked this trail up because Sir Lancelittle got covid and had to bail. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 13th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Ready Player None, Vagetarian, Just Jess, The Spirits of L. Ron Hubbard and Sir Lancelittle

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.13 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.38 mi to *Potomac Ave* Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We have a bag van for all your crap!


End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

Silver

Ashburn – 11:49pm 

Largo – 12:17am 

Blue

Franconia-Springfield – 11:42pm 

Largo – 12:13am

Orange

New Carrollton – 12:11am

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:52pm 

On After*: Trusty’s*

Specials: For only $10 in hash cash a week, and volunteering to join misman, hare trail, or Brew Crew, you too can unlock special OT Levels granting you inner peace, or at least raised blood pressure/alcohol

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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