EWH3 Trash #1462 – Is Everybody Happi?!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 3rd, 2025.
Started: National Portrait Gallery Steps on 7th St. NW (near Gallery Pl-Chinatown)
Ended: Archives-Navy Memorial
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Lickthyologist, Ready Player None
They’re here! They’re here! They are finally here!!! After a many many years wait, an EWH3 Happi Coat order is finally here! IS EVERYBODY HAPPI???!!!?? You bet your ass we are! We really got back to our roots and celebrating all our hashing traditions. Which of course included a some great violations.
Violations
- Now this was supposed to be a leisurely walker trail, but something wasn’t sitting well with Tragic Carpet Ride. Though he was rocking his Happi, his tummy wasn’t too happy with the possible pre-lube tea sandwiches that he chowed down at starting circle, blowing his chunks all in the first part of trail.
- On an opposite note nothing was slowing down Oh Hey Not Gay, usually our very own yut yut illustrious Marine, but he must have missed land navigation in training as he blew right past a hook check and left the back of the runners pack behind. I thought Marine’s left no man behind.
- Blueberry and the Beast as our fearless brew crew, was having it none of it at an unusually long beer check and wanted to get the show on the road. Only to commit the most heinous of all crimes of alcohol abuse by kicking over Oh Hey Not Gay’s full beer.
- Whoriana Trench proved to be a true size queen, asking everyone to strip off their happi’s so she could check the size and take them for a spin before committing to it forever.
- Just Matt was disappointed in the Canadian embassy for not exactly being “happi” about becoming a 51st They had no beer for us and not even “sorry eh”. This was a true sign to order these happi coats now before these tariffs hit… because these are definitely made overseas.
