EWH3 Trash #1465 – The 2nd Anal Tumey Saves Your Butts Trail
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 24th, 2025.
Started: Red Bear Brewing Company – NoMa-Galludet Metro
Ended: NoMa
Hares: Tumey McBoatFace, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and other friends.
Our illustrious GM came to our rescue once more. A hare that shall not be named jumped ship at the last minute but Tumey McBoatFace was able to right the ship and pull a rabbit out of his hat and recycle a trail from his bag, proving this might become a beloved Anal trail.
Violations
- Tumey may have saved our butts, but he doesn’t have to be an ass. Some of the pack found themselves lost as early as exiting the metro. Waiting at our usual NoMa starting spot and missing the marks that opening circle was at Red Bear Brewery.
- Right out of the gate we had a hasher scuffle. Just Scottie tripping Moose Knuckles… but it’s not the dog’s fault. Scottie doesn’t know! Scottie doesn’t know…. Better.
- Every trail we always have the chance to get closer to our kennel mates. This week we learned that Oh Hey Not Gay has an irrational fear of earthquakes when he is shaving his balls. Shamrock Your Cock, while wearing a shirt with the earth on it, was able to play the part of the earthquake during this demonstration of how dangerous earthquakes can be while cleaning up the down under.
- Some quick trail hits: Tumey used the length of his penis to measure the first part of trail (short), but the jokes on the trail still tickled Just Matt’s bone just right, while Spelunker blew through 4 checks.
- We all know mental health is important – we got some great advice from Just Sam, that one night with a prostitute did him more good than 4 psychologists, and it was probably cheaper. Way to get the most bang for you buck.
- For the 2nd week in a row we were joined by the “Hohoho Greeeeeen Giant!” I mean Chuck Fuck with another bag of peas at opening circle, this time making sure to pea on B-Ho’s face before start as well. Lickthyologist also wanted to join in and put her nuts in B-Ho’s mouth.
- Lickthyologist also regaled us with the tale of how her personal massager lasted only one minute as it was not fully charged. We are used to men letting us down, but not our devices.
- We brought the beer bitch back! Thanks to Just Sam for keeping us hydrated, but we can agree he was an easy target (pic for proof).
