EWH3 #1466: International Labour Day Trail, May 1st, 2025, Pentagon City (Blue / Yellow)
EWH3 #1466: International Labour Day Trail, May 1st, 2025, Pentagon City (Blue / Yellow)

May 1st is International Labor Day, a day to throw off the chains of tyranny and r*n against the forces that would keep us from our just rewards (beer!). So join us for a classic romp through Northern Virginia and them call in sick on Friday.
Hashers Of The World Unite! You have nothing to lose but your dignity!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 1, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Highlands Park (0.2 miles south of Pentagon City Metro)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro / 18th St & S Bell St
Hares: Moose Knuckles, Stain Gretzky, Just Matt, Mystery Hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
WE ALSO HAVE A BAG VAN
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Yellow to Mt Vernon Square 11:38 / Huntington 12:13
Blue to Largo 11:45 / Franconia 12:25
On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar
Specials: Your right to organize is special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Upcoming Events & Announcements!
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!
– Want to try out haring???
You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:
- July 3rd, 2025
- July 31st, 2025
- August 21st, 2025
- September 11th, 2025
- September 25th, 2025
- October 2nd, 2025
- October 9th, 2025
- October 16th, 2025
- October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
