EWH3 #1467: The Last Gator Day, May 8th, 2025, *Crystal City * (*Yellow/Blue*)

EWH3 #1467: The Last Gator Day, May 8th, 2025, *Crystal City * (*Yellow/Blue*)

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After three long years of many claps, Coco is moving on to smaller and more ocean-y things. Going away from the swamps to the big blue ocean is going to be different, but nothing that a fearsome crocodile can’t handle. Prepare for a short’n’sweet goodbye, because she came with a bang and is leaving with a bang.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 8th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal Drive & 15th Street S

Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, B-Ho, Chuck Fuck, Tumey McBoatface, Devil Went Down on Georgia, mystery hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.61 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

PS. We have a bag van!

End Metro: Crystal City Metro

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo 11:45 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:25 AM

Huntington 12:13 AM

Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center 11:38 PM

On After*: Crystal City Sports Pub

Specials: Coco’s last trail or something

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Wanna take a crack at haring?

You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • July 3rd, 2025
  • July 31st, 2025 
  • August 21st, 2025
  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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