EWH3 Trash #1467 – The Last Gator Day
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 8th, 2025.
Started: Crystal City Metro
Ended: Crystal City
Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, B-Ho, Chuck Fuck, Tumey McBoatface, Devil Went Down on Georgia, mystery hares
Well our DC overlords finally did it…. They drained the swap. This had us crying crocodile tears as our resident gator Crocs On Crocs Off swims onto bigger bluer oceans. As the stud Robert Irwin would say in his very sexy boxer briefs, crikey that’s a salty there. With our final claps we raised our glasses and wished CoCo fair winds and following seas!
Violations
- Walker Hare Devil Went Down on Georgia pulled the most egregious violation and had the pack moving at a snails pace as we got stuck behind a couple and their sex trophy for far too many blocks, which got the pack to beer check way behind the runners, having us miss out on delicious beer.
- Now everyone loves a patch challenge and consensual nudity – many of us were surprised with the question from Taking a D for the B asking “You’ve seen my penis right?” If your answer was yes then you were rewarded with a new patch “Nice Cock Bro” in the them of reading rainbow “The More You Know”
- We saw the softer side of Sisterhood when he regaled us with tales of his favorite campout at Texas Interhash that had him and everyone around him crying while witnessing the solar eclipse in its totality. It was unclear if the experience was enhanced by psychedelics.
- Some tales from trail Roose Rips was raving to Dude that Guy about a trip to Vietnam a couple years back and how cheap everything was. Dude confirmed “Yup your Dong goes a long way in ‘Nam”
- Just Leah had some PTSD going through the dark tunnel, possible flashbacks of going through the birth canal 40 years ago on Monday!
- Lock Nut proved to be an equal opportunity hasher as there he was enjoying himself with this women when he realized this titty was missing a nipple and it was then that he realized that this was a not a tit but a bonus boob, a fatty under boob roll.
- We had some virgins at our trail and one Just Liz responded to our usual entry survey with “Only the Lord knows” … This proved to be false as Bitches give stitches knew for certain that Just Liz was definitely single.
And of course we wished a Hashy Beer Day to both Just Leah and Whoriana Trench!