EWH3 #1468: Chocolate Chip Trail, May 15, 2025, Farragut West (Blue/Orange/Silver) and Farragut North (Red)

EWH3 #1468: Chocolate Chip Trail, May 15, 2025, Farragut West (Blue/Orange/Silver) and Farragut North (Red)

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May 15th is National Chocolate Chip Day and your alpha hare loves to bake, so it wouldn’t be out of line to think that there might be some chocolate-chip-related treats at trail this week… 

That’s all I got. I’m busy baking.

As for you, I heard you like it in the kitchen…

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 15, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Farragut Square, 912 17th St NW, Washington, DC 20006 

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Pussy has Defects (PhD), Just Chris

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, a thirst for beer, and some chocolate-chip-topped treats if you’d like. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. We also have a bag van for your shit!

End Metro: Farragut West (Blue/Orange/Silver) and Farragut North (Red)

Last Trains Out:  So, so many…

  • Silver: Ashburn 12:04 / Downtown Largo 12:01
  • Blue: Downtown Largo 11:59 / Franconia-Springfield 11:57
  • Orange: New Carrollton 11:57; Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:09
  • Red: Glenmont 12:02 / Shady Grove 12:08

Prelube: The Bottom Line (1716 I St NW)

On After*: Recessions (1823 L St NW)

Specials: 10% off for hashers! + all-night karaoke!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Tour duh Hash is cumming!!!!! Mark your calendars, the week of Tour duh Hash is June 1st-7th!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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