EWH3 #1470: *I <3 KESHA TRAIL, May 29th, 2025, NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red Line)

EWH3 #1470: *I 💖 KESHA TRAIL*, May 29th, 2025, NoMa-Gallaudet U (Red Line)

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Have you ever asked yourself which celebrity would be most likely to attend a hash event? Me neither, but we can agree the answer is probably Kesha right??

Cum celebrate this mother fucking woman by getting drunk and raising hell while strutting your boogie feet through NoMa and Shaw with the crazy kids of EWH3.Glitter and debauchery are encouraged. 

BYO jack daniels for bonus points.

PRELUBE!: Andys Pizza

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 29th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Station

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: 1st & M St NE

Hares: Jeb!utante, The Cumburglar!, Vegetarian

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.21 mi. first half / 1.73 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.39 mi first half / .99 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE ALSO HAVE A BAG VAN FOR ALL YOUR SHIT!

End Metro: Shaw-Howard U (Green Line)

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 11:52 PM

Greenbelt 12:21 AM

On After*: Ivy and Coney

Specials: YOU!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcumming Trails: 

  • 06/05/25 – Taste the Rainblow & Friends, Tour duh Hash Trail/ World Pride – We are hashing (no pun intended) out the details of our Tour duh Hash Trail location. The LOCATION WILL BE EMAILED THIS CUMMING WEEK.
  • 06/12/25 – 2nd Anal Not Fathers Day Trail/NSA’s 10th Analversary! –  Mt Vernon Sq/ Convention Center (Yellow/Green)
  • 06/19/25 – Ha-Cum-On-My Tatas & Chuck Fuck – Fuck My Tatas Bday Trail, Rock Creek Park Area (Red)
  • 06/26/25 – Sir Lancelittle & Friends! – Huntington/Eisenhower (Yellow)
  • 07/3/25 – PhD & Friends – Fuck the 4th Trail – Old Town Alexandria/ Waterfront (Blue/ Yellow)

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– AAARRRRGGG MATEY! Why is the rum always gone?! Well lucky for us, beer is never short of supply! Cum be a real pirate by spending the night at DC Full Moons Pirate Boat Cruise! Rego here

– Tour duh Hash is almost here!!! Mark your calendars for June 1st-7th!

– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Wanna Hare!?

You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • July 31st, 2025 
  • August 21st, 2025
  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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