EWH3 Trash #1470 – I <3 KESHA TRAIL
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 29th, 2025.
Started: NoMa-Gallaudet U Station
Ended: Bundy Field
Hares: Jeb!utante, The Cumburglar!, Vagetarian
Now the party didn’t start ‘til we walked in, we had a bottle of whiskey in our hand bags and brushed our teeth with a bottle jack, P-Diddy was not invited, blah blah blah. But we made the most of the night like we’re going to die young. We R Who We R and now there is one more one of us! The world traveler, peace bringer, glee club singer, head splitting, pants shitting hasher got named!!!! Say Goodbye to Just Matt and give a big hash whale cum to Eat, Pray, Dump!
Violations
- And Safety Third goes to…. Immoral Support… tried his best to become a hood ornament
- We had an unsanctioned competition going on…Infidellatio, Cum Dumpling and Split Her Bare were comparing mileage which is such racist behavior. The only mileage that should be compared are milage in bed.
- Prostate Rights and Just Jam re-acted a scene from Reservoir Dogs and almost lost an ear to a clothes line.
- Immoral Support was very familiar with this circle, but gleefully exclaimed “wow, I’ve never been in the back end before”
- NSA offered up the worst kid of sloppy seconds, offering his used socks to another hasher
- Tumey did make use proud by asking for consent before putting his salty nuts in Corndogs mouth.
- Cum Dumpling being the first person we know to be denied boarding a plane and arrested for being completely sober (blowing a 0.0), but we all know he has resting drunk face.
