EWH3 Trash #1473 – FUCK MY TATAS BIRTHDAY TRAIL
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 19th, 2025.
Started: Cleveland Park Metro
Ended: Georgia Ave-Petworth
Hares: Chuck Fuck, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, mystery hares
Shiggy on an EWH3 trail??!!?? Following a freak storm! Hell yea! Only the best for two of our favorite misman Chuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas birthdays! Seriously even regaled us with a special rendition of a Lion King sing along, for Ha-Cum-On My Tatas.
Violations
- Bring out your dead, bring out your dead… Corndog received a nine pence as she’s not dead yet.
- Many safety thirds: Naughtya Cum and Eat Me squealed like Miss Piggy but Cum Dumpling was the one who became a muppet slipping off rocks with Naughtya thumb going right up his ass. GFA running into traffic and cursing out cars. GFA also stumbled a little on the mud, steadied quickly by George who then almost wiped out himself, but don’t worry the mud claimed a victim as Tumey went down hard ending up with a shit stain on his pants.
- Speaking of shit – Tatas claims honestly shitting your pants isn’t even the worst of it.
- Accommodations for everyone who thought they could attempt to break Tragic’s fall down the hill.
- The Pilates cult strikes again – cummend them for stretching those asses out. Vagetarian thinks you should all start an only fans.
- GFA also slipping and sliding all over the place but zero alcohol abuse occurred – not spilling a single drop of beer.
