EWH3 #1474: *An Inconceivable Trail*, June 26th, 2025, *Eisenhower Avenue* (*Yellow Line*)

EWH3 #1474: *An inconceivable trail*, June 26th, 2025, *Eisenhower Avenue* (*Yellow Line*)

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Get ready to engage in a battle of halfwits with Prince Lancelittle and friends. It’s his favorite trail, though he’s never read the map. (and may continue not to) So have fun storming the castle, don’t believe the rumors about rodents of unusual size, and remember never to go on-in against a Sicilian when Malort is on the line.

Prelube: Tequila & Taco (King St Metro Stop)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 26th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eisenhower Ave

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Eisenhower Ave & Mill Race Ln

Hares: Sir Lancelittle, B.A.T., Too Easy

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.8 mi. first half / 1.54 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.49 mi first half / 0.88 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.2 mi to *Eisenhower* Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE ALSO HAVE A BAG VAN FOR YOUR ARMOR!


End Metro: *Eisenhower Ave*

Last Trains Out:

*Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 11:26pm*

On After*: *2 Jefe’s 

Specials: *money can be exchanged for tequila**On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 PUB CRAWL!!! SATURDAY JULY 12th, 2025. Cum be blessed be thy Holy spirits 😉 Rego available here!
  • SummerWEEEEENN!!!!! Come join our friends over at White House for a fright filled weekend at The Nightmare before Campout! Only 16 spots remain as of 6/23! Rego Here!
  • AAARRRRGGG MATEY! Why is the rum always gone?! Well lucky for us, beer is never short of supply! Cum be a real pirate by spending the night at DC Full Moons Pirate Boat Cruise! 21 spots remain as of 6/23! Rego here
  • *NEW ANNOUNCEMENT* –> Not tired of cosplaying? Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!

Want to be a real knight in shining armor??? Sign up to hare! 😉

You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • August 21st, 2025
  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.