EWH3 #1475: *FUCK the 4th Trail!*, July 3rd, 2025, *Old Town Alexandria/ King Street* (*Blue/Yellow*)

EWH3 #1475: *FUCK the 4th Trail!*, July 3rd, 2025, *Old Town Alexandria/ King Street* (*Blue/Yellow*)

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I don’t know about you guys but… I’m embarrassed.

We guarantee that your attendance will result in a night you *completely* forget where you live! Really knock it outta your noggin, it’s not like (most of) you work tomorrow. You may even see a firework or two. 

Prelube: Theissman’s – $5 drafts/rail/house wine until 7pm!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 3rd, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King Street Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King Street Metro 

Hares: Pussy has Defects (Ph.D.), Just Chris, Vagina is for Lawyers, Ready Player None, Ha-Cum-On-My Tatas

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.3 mi. first half / 2.24 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.29 mi first half / 1.91 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to King Street Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van to store all your America paraphernalia!

End Metro: King Street Metro

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line:

  • Springfield: 12:33pm
  • Largo: 11:36pm

Yellow Line:

  • Huntington: 12:36pm
  • Mt. Vernon Sq: 11:29pm

On After*: Good ol ROCK-IT Grille

Specials: Some fireworks! (if I timed it right)

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– EWH3 PUB CRAWL!!! SATURDAY JULY 12th, 2025. Cum be blessed be thy Holy spirits 😉 Rego available here!

– SummerWEEEEENN!!!!! Come join our friends over at White House for a fright filled weekend at The Nightmare before Campout! Rego Here!

– AAARRRRGGG MATEY! Why is the rum always gone?! Well lucky for us, beer is never short of supply! Cum be a real pirate by spending the night at DC Full Moons Pirate Boat Cruise! Rego here

– *NEW ANNOUNCEMENT* –> Not tired of cosplaying? Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Make coming to trail great! Sign up to hare! 😉

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.