EWH3 #1476: The 5th Anal Spice World Trail!!, July 10, 2025, Eastern Market (Silver/Blue/Orange)

EWH3 #1476: The 5th Anal Spice World Trail!!, July 10, 2025, Eastern Market (Silver/Blue/Orange)

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So, here’s a story from A to Z… 29 years ago this Thursday, the Spice Girls burst onto the scene with their iconic debut single, “Wannabe,” a song that embodies female empowerment and values friendship over fuckboys (#hoesbeforebros). Topping the charts in 37 countries and becoming the best-selling single in the world by a girl group, what us hares really, really want is for all hashers to embrace their inner spice girl and cum celebrate Girl Power. So, don’t go wasting our precious time, get your act together and rego in time!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 10th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th St SE and PA Ave SE (350 ft)

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Vagetarian, Stain Gretsky, Just Leah, and How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.82 mi. first half / 1.82 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.12 mi first half / 1.04 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for all your shit!

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn – 11:45 PM

Downtown Largo – 12:19 AM

Franconia-Springfield – 11:43 PM

New Carrollton – 12:11 AM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 11:53 PM

On After*: Trusty’s

Specials: you’re special <3

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– EWH3 PUB CRAWL!!! THIS WEEKEND!!! SATURDAY JULY 12th, 2025. Cum be blessed be thy Holy spirits 😉 Rego available here!

– SummerWEEEEENN!!!!! Come join our friends over at White House for a fright filled weekend at The Nightmare before Campout! THREE FUCKING REGOS LEFT! Rego Here!

– AAARRRRGGG MATEY! Why is the rum always gone?! Well lucky for us, beer is never short of supply! Cum be a real pirate by spending the night at DC Full Moons Pirate Boat Cruise! Rego here

– Not tired of cosplaying? Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Sign up to hare! 😉

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.