EWH3 #1477: Florida Man Trail šŸ’„šŸŠšŸ’„, 17 July, 2025, West Hyattsville (Green Line)

EWH3 #1477: Florida Man Trail šŸ’„šŸŠšŸ’„, 17 July, 2025, West Hyattsville

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The “Aren’t You Glad You Aren’t in Florida? Man!” Trail

Grab your emotional support alligator and come pay tribute to that supremely strange character that is Florida Man! Admire the meth-fueled crimes while naked tacky lawn ornaments! “West Hyattsville” might not be as fun to say as “Lake Okeechobee” but at least this trail will be blissfully devoid of sawgrass, palmetto bugs, feral anacondas, and Ron DeSantis. 

Yes, we will be going just across the border (it really isn’t that far) to get away from the boringly familiar neighborhoods that might be feeling a little stale… because nothing livens things up more than a little chaotic Florida Man energy! Your hares may be old, but we ain’t retired yet, so come out for a flamingo-free* romp that will have you saying, “Well, it ain’t no Disney World.” 

* – unless we break out a fla-bong-o? šŸ’„šŸŠšŸ’„

PRELUBE: Acapulco SpiritĀ 

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YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARDĀ 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 17, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, donā€™t be late!

Where: West Hyattsville Metro – follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: at the station

Hares: Special Red, Pinnochi-Ho, Quid Pro Blow, Screeching Eargasm

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 5.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: same as start

Last Trains Out:

Branch – 2340

Greenbelt – 0033

On After*: Acapulco Spirit 

Specials: I am Special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4!Ā September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!

–Ā Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyyĀ moments here!:Ā https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/Ā pictures updated weekly!

Liven up your boring suburban neighborhood by signing up to hare! šŸ˜‰

– You donā€™tĀ need to be named to hare trail!Ā Find aĀ named hasher toĀ show you theĀ ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 ā€“ January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!Ā Ā 

  • BREW CREW!Ā Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! EmailĀ ewh3brewmeister@gmail.comĀ to keep the hash alive. See theĀ EWH3Ā calendar for dates.
  • HARES!Ā Ready to help hare or make your own trail? EmailĀ ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.Ā See theĀ EWH3Ā calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO!Ā Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. EmailĀ ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.Ā