EWH3 #1478: We’re *NOT* a Cult, July 24, 2025, Dupont Circle (Red Line)

EWH3 #1478: We’re *NOT* a Cult, July 24, 2025, Dupont Circle (Red Line)
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Come on this Tour De Cults of DC because we’re not a cult, they’re a cult! After all, Psychology Today told me the signs of a cult:

-The big idea. The leader or leaders propose a new transcendent idea.

-Love Bombing. Cult leaders and early devotees recruit the wider population.

-A new life. New recruits are inducted into a secret language of signs and symbols

-Growth. As new recruits move into greater commitment, the cult enters the ‘expansion phase.

-Rites of Passage. Allegiance is sworn through acts such as renouncing your own family, past life, and past name.

So in conclusion, drinking koolaid and drinking beer are *totally* different.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 24, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle Metro Connecticut ave exit – Head to center of Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW / Dupont South

Hares: Sloppenheimer, Sexually Anxious Disease, Screaming Pussy, Immoral Support, BDSM5

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / .6 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.00069


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Woodley Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: Woodley Park

Last Trains Out:

Woodley Park:

Glenmont 11:58pm

Shady Grove 12:12am

On After*: Town Tavern

Specials: YOU!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Sign up to hare! 😉

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • September 11th, 2025
  • September 25th, 2025
  • October 2nd, 2025
  • October 9th, 2025
  • October 16th, 2025
  • October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.