EWH3 #1480: The 9th Anal Face/Off Trail! (AND NSA’s 10th Analversary trail), August 7, 2025, Gallery Place-Chinatown (Green/Yellow)
EWH3 #1480: The 9th Anal Face/Off Trail! (AND NSA’s 10th Analversary trail), August 7, 2025, Gallery Place-Chinatown (Green/Yellow)
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Another year older, absolutely none the wiser. Cum join LSD, NSA and Schrödinger’s Cock as they attempt, yet again, to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Also, in August 2015, ten hazy, sloppy, drunk years ago, a dumb f*ck named Just Ryan started hashing, unaware of how his life would change. That dumb f*ck is now No Strings Attached, and he’s still none the wiser :/ Help celebrate his 10th Analversary!!
Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
The Cumburglar!
Stain Gretzky
Poon-apple Juice
General Tso’s Dicken…?!
and of course…
Schrödinger’s Cock!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD .
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 7th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place/Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW
Hares: LSD, NSA, Schrödinger’s Cock, Stain Gretzky, and a couple of mystery hares
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.069
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. We have a bag van!
End Metro/Last Trains Out:
Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 11:59 PM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 12:01 AM
New Carrollton (Silver) 11:41 PM
Downtown Largo (Blue) 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:57 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:57 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Upcumming Trails:
- 08/14/25 – Ha-Cum-On-My Tatas & Friends! Crystal City (Yellow/Blue)
- 08/21/25 – White House Invasion! (Location TBD)
- 08/28/25 – Whorianna Trench & Friends! 4th Anal Glitter Trail (Location TBD)
- 09/04/25 – 3rd Anal Fallout Trail! PhD, VagLaw, & S2B2 (Location TBD)
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
– Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!
– Want to spend a chilly fall weekend in a HEATED cabin with your closest friends? Cum to Virginia InterHash!! Rego is LIVE!
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!
Sign up to hare! 😉
– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:
- September 11th, 2025
- October 9th, 2025
- October 16th, 2025
- October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.