EWH3 #1481: I’m on a Boat Trail, August 14, 2025, Pentagon City (Blue)
EWH3 #1481: I’m on a Boat Trail, August 14, 2025, Pentagon City (Blue)
Prelube: Chevy’s (1201 S Hayes St)
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I recently got drunk on a boat, but that’s unreasonable to try to replicate on a daily basis, so let’s get drunk on dry land and pretend. Don your captains hats, your summery dresses, your swim trunks, and your flippy-floppys, and come run around Pentagon City.
We may not be able to pull off a true Titanic moment without a boat, but that doesn’t mean you can’t hop up on stage, spread your arms, and belt out a good tune at Freddie’s during karaoke at the on after.
But just remember, as your alpha hare: I’m the captain now.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 14th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Highlands Park Parking Lot (Pentagon City metro)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pentagon City Metro / 12th St & S Hayes St
Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, Lickthyologist
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (more for eagles!) / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 3.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
WE HAVE A BAG VAN
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo – 11:46 PM
Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:24 PM
Yellow to Huntington: 12:12 AM
Yellow to Mt. Vernon Sq/7th St – 11:39 PM
Specials: Kind of an insanely great happy hour menu
On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant
Specials: Karaoke
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Upcoming Events & Announcements!
– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!
https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
– Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!
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– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:
- September 25th, 2025
- October 9th, 2025
- October 16th, 2025
- October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026
Give Back to the Hash!
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.