EWH3 #1482 – The Kilted Hash/English Invasion of Scotland, August 21st 2025, Huntington Metro (Yellow)

EWH3 #1482 — The Kilted Hash/English Invasion of Scotland

PRELUBE: TIPPY TACOS!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.
When: Pack away at 7:15pm, August 21st, 2025

Start: Huntington Metro Parking Lot/North Bay E-2701 Huntington Ave, Alexandria

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Eisenhower Ave & Mill Race Ln

Hares away: 6:45 or whenever Dude, That Guy, and Friend finally put their pants back
on (spoiler: they won’t).

Theme: KILTS — Air out the bagpipes and let your haggis hang free. Bonus points if
you flash more than just trail marks.

Your “Trustworthy” Hares:
 Dude, That Guy — The last person you want behind you on trail… and
somehow the first person who finds your on-in.
 Friend — Not actually your friend. Will lead you through poison ivy, three
homeless encampments, and an active crime scene for “the scenic route.”

Trail Promises (read: lies):
 Enough beer to pickle your liver and your dignity.
 At least one false trail that ends in a questionable orgy.
 Shiggy so thick you’ll find mystery fluids in your socks for a week.
 A beer check featuring “Scottish Cocktails” (warm beer + regret).
 A to A’
 Shiggy Amount=EW amount

Trail Details:

• Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 3.2 mi. second half
• Walkers: .7 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half
  Circle Shenanigans:
  Expect singing, accusations you can’t legally deny, and maybe a surprise “short kilt inspection” from That Guy with zero warning.
  
• Bring:
   Mug or vessel for beer
   Your kilt (or just a belt and a smile)
   Hash cash ($5) for beer, snacks, and hush money
   Virgins (we promise to be gentle… ish)

YOU MUST SIGN UP ON HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

WE ALSO HAVE A BAG VAN

On-After!
Your GMs—currently laundering their kilts in bleach for reasons u can’t explain to HR

On After*: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex
Specials: You
*On Afters is an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide whether to participate.

End Metro: Huntington Metro
Last Trains Out: 11:25pm (https://www.wmata.com/rider-guide/stations/huntington.cfm)

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– DC Red Dress Run: Circus Carnival Edition – Saturday, October 11th! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr-carnival

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord

– Join the Hash Renfaire Trip with DCH4! September 20th, 2025. More details to cum!
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Sign up to hare! 😉

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

• September 25th, 2025
• October 9th, 2025
• October 16th, 2025
• October 23rd, 2025 – January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.