EWH3 Trash #1485 – 24th Analversary of 9/11
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 11, 2025
Started: Pentagon City Metro / Virginia Highlands Park
Ended: Pentagon City / Chevy’s
Hares: GFA, LPF, and maybe a mystery hare
A little more of a somber trail, it’s been 24 years since that fateful Tuesday morning. But we celebrate that we did not lose one of our hares General Farm Animal as he was sitting at his desk in the Pentagon about 69 yards from the impact site. The trail took us along some amazing and reflecting sites. Beer check gave us views of the Air Force Memorial and the Washington Monument and trail gave us time to reflect at the 9/11 Pentagon memorial and remember those lost at that day by reading their names. We were sure to pour one out for all those lost and for those left behind. Buckle up these violations were a bumpy ride, but why bother the seatbelts weren’t going to land anyone safely.
Violations
- Slightly concerned how old Just Tumey’s virgin was that he brought, as he saw the chalk on the ground that said Never Forget and asked what day is it?
- GFA was already violated for putting flour right in front of the Pentagon memorial as he was immediately questioned by the police. We just know GFA was just marking where his ashes would have been.
- Was proud of Tragic Carpet Ride walking on the traffic side of Just Heather like a gentleman but also on her translate side so he could repeat what I was saying on Heather’s right side. Some of this lost in translation… Tragic: Oh so I can translate because she’s scribe. Just Heather: What’s a Scribe? Tragic: It’s where she rights down all your violations. Just Heather: She’s writing down everyone who violated me last weekend? Roose: Yes that’s exactly what Scribe is. Just Heather: Let me see it. Roose: You’ll find out in circle. Just Heather: That’s albest. Roose: No! I don’t show anyone the violations about themselves until circle!
- Vagina For Lawyers auditioning for the DC ballet, his hands and lines while walking the balance beam of the curb to beer check.
- Visitor Enter the Asshole or rather ETA…. Because no one met their flight ETA’s that day.
- Just Ora kept sniffing everyone’s meat sticks, little did we know she was just a bomb sniffing dog. So you are all safe, except for you Turd, your ass smells like Turd.
- Captain Jack apparently cums twice before he comes, and only pays his load on the third cum…. Please see our hash cash sir!
