EWH3 #1488: Life of A Showgirl (plus an Art Walk), 2 OCT 25, 2025, NoMa Gallaudet (Red Line)

EWH3 #1488: Life of A Showgirl (plus an Art Walk), 2 OCT 25, 2025, NoMa Gallaudet (Red Line)

Prelube: Bub and Pop’s – $5 Happy Hour Beers!

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Step into the spotlight and lace up your sneakers—this isn’t just a run, it’s a performance. This trail will get you ready to listen to Taylor Swift’s newest era, Life of a Showgirl, on Friday.  On this trail, expect glamour, art, and beer together at EWH3 this Thursday! 

Our route winds through the colorful streets of NoMa, where vibrant new murals create the perfect backdrop for every mile. Think of it as your moving stage: each mural a set change, each stride a dance step.

And what’s a show without an encore? At the finish line, trade your sweat for sparkle with our most favorite beverage: beer (or slut water)! Cum out to trail dressed as a show girl, or in an outfit inspired by your favorite era!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 2, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa Gallaudet Metro (FLORIDA AVE/2ND STREET EXIT)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMA metro

Hares: Ruth Masturbader Ginsburg, Screeching Eargasm, and Oh Hey Not Gay!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.4 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: .69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.2 mi to Noma-Gallaudet Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa Gallaudet

Last Trains Out:

Shady Grove: 11:57pm

Glenmont: 12:13am.

On After*: Last Call, 1301-A, 4th St NE, Washington, DC 20002

Specials: You’re Special! (but they have pretty reasonable shot/drink combos)

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcumming Trails:

  • 10/09/25*- DC Red Dress Run Prelube Trail w/ EWH3! – Ginger Snatch & Havanna Lewinsky, S2B2, & PhD
    • Ballbuster Start: Brookland – Red @ 5pm!
    • Normal Start: Eastern Market – Orange/Blue/Silver – Normal trail time
  • 10/16/25 – October Birthday Trail! – PhD, S2B2, Turd Kind, Naughtya Cum and Eat Me (NoVA – Location TBD)
  • 10/30/25 -Trick or Treat BITCHES! – Ha- Cum-On-My Tatas, PhD, & Friends! (Old Town Alexandria – Blue/Yellow)
  • 11/6/25 – HARES NEEDED

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– DC Red Dress Run: Circus Carnival Edition – Saturday, October 11th! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr-carnival

– DC RDR BLT!! Oct 10th https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr-blt-furry-2025

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

Ruth broke the EWH3 NoVA Streak!!! To further emphasize this… We are NOT intentionally avoiding the District! So if you wanna stop cumming out to NoVA…. Then sign up to hare! 

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • November 6th
  • November 13th
  • November 20th
  • November 27th
  • December 18th
  • December 25th
  • January 1st, 2026
  • January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.