EWH3 Trash DC RDR Pre-Lube
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 9, 2025
Started: Eastern Market Metro Station
Ended: Potomac Ave Metro / Trusty’s
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Havana Lewinsky, Special Red
EWH3 always has the honor of kicking off another amazing DC Red Dress Run weekend! We always love a three way, with us offering 3 ways to get you wet. Ballbuster, r*nners or walkers. Everyone got properly lubed to make it through the rest of the weekend.
Violations
- Trail started off with the possibility of some Morman’s trying to save our souls it must have been because they knew Latter Day Skank was brew crew.
- Ass Spelunker had high ambitions for this trail. He was going to r*n ball buster, and then he downgraded to r*nners trail, and then said you know what I think I’ll do walkers and then finally just decided to ride along in PSA’s van. Why you ask? Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high.
- Cuntry Fried Seaman executed a sneak attack on Lickthyologist trying to be funny by tapping her on the shoulder which instead sent her spiraling into an abyss and rolling her ankle… however it worked out well for the rest of us DFLs to get a short cut from the sweeper hare directly to end circle.
- Runners for spontaneously developing color blindness and no-noing walkers trail.
- Cuntry Fried Seaman apparently wants to be a giraffe so he can just reach up and eat leaves on the run…. Which he then proceeds to just snag a bit from a nearby low hanging branch and eat it.
- All the FRB ball busters violated the fishhooks.
- Naughtya Cum and Eat Me now has a bowl of Slim Jim’s out in her house for guests and she blames the hash…. She is addicted to Slim Jim’s and other long slims meats.
- It now makes sense that this is Oh Hey Not Gay’s first Red Dress run…. So much so he felt the need to text Roose Rips in the middle of the night while she was on vacation in Italy and Germany to ask her what size dress would fit him? I think we hit the nail on the head.
