EWH3 #1489: *Fall Vibes and Birthday Strides*, October 16th, 2025, *Braddock Metro* (*Blue/Yellow*)

EWH3 #1489: *Fall Vibes and Birthday Strides*, October 16th, 2025, *Braddock Metro* (*Blue/Yellow*)

Pre-lube: Dos Amigos (Braddock Metro Station) – Happy Hour 3-7pm!

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October isn’t just about crisp leaves and pumpkin spice—it’s about celebrating the awesome hares and harriettes born this month! Whether you’re a Libra, Scorpio, or just someone who loves beer, this trail is for you.

This trail will be surrounded by golden leaves, cool breezes, and good company. Cum on out and give a big F*CKK you to all the October babes!

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YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 16th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King St. Metro/ Braddock Road Metro. Follow marks along bike path. Start is at Princess St. and Buchanan S

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St and Cameron St https://maps.app.goo.gl/BDM9oKK7W1y9i4ceA 

Hares: Pussy has Defects, Naughtya Cum and Eat Me, Suck Squeeze Bang Blow, Turd Kind, Deep Throat Corndog 

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.94 mi. first half / 2.84 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.54 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd Metro). Bring your own vessel, **a cranium light**, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Seriously, bring a cranium light if you’re running! Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

PS: Throw the birthday balloons (your bags) into our van!!

End Metro: Braddock Rd. Metro

Last Trains Out:

Blue / Downtown Largo: 11:38pm

Blue / Franconia-Springfield: 12:32am

Yellow / Huntington: 12:20am

Yellow / Mt. Vernon Sq 7th St: 11:31pm

On After*: Mason Social @ 728 N. Henry St. (intersection of N. Henry St. and Madison St.) 

Specials: Bday people are special!*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

WE DESPERATELY NEED HARES (AND BREW CREW) FOR NOVEMBER OTHERWISE ITS DRINKING PRACTICE FOR A MONTH

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • November 6th
  • November 13th
  • November 20th
  • November 27th
  • December 18th
  • December 25th
  • January 1st, 2026
  • January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.