EWH3 #1490: The Dino-mite Dinosaur Trail, 23 October, 2025, Ballston Metro (Orange & Silver)

EWH3 IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF HARES (AND BREW CREW) FOR NOVEMBER, OTHERWISE ITS DRINKING PRACTICE FOR A MONTH

EWH3 #1490: The Dino-mite Dinosaur Trail, 23 October, 2025, Ballston Metro (Orange & Silver)

Pre-Lube: Quincy Hall

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In celebration of National Dinosaur Month, we’re bringing you a trail that hasn’t been seen since the Jurassic Park was still in planning stages! Come explore this Land Before Time on a great T-rex through Ballston and Lubber Run! Don’t be a Grumpysoreass, this trail will be a Blast from the past!


Bust out your dino-outfits, and lets go on a journey lasting 69 million years! If you get lucky maybe you’ll be swapping some Dino-DNA by the end of the night.


Cranium lamps or phone light are a must for one portion of trail and shoes may get wet.


WALKERS WILL HAVE SOME SHIGGY TOO!! 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 23, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Ballston Metro / Welburn Square, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Ballston Metro / Stuart St & 9th St N

Hares: Cuntry Fried Seaman, Roose Rips, Oh Hey Not Gay, Just Heather

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.65 mi. first half / 2.32 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.19 mi first half / 1.21 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 5.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Virginia Square-GMU Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

We also have a bag van!

End Metro: Virginia Square-GMU Metro

Last Trains Out:

Silver Ashburn – 12:09 AM

Silver Downtown Largo – 11:51 PM

Orange New Carrollton – 11:31 PM

Orange Vienna/Fairfax-GMU – 12:19 AM

On After*: American Legion Post 139

Specials: Cheap Post Drinks

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

WE DESPERATELY NEED HARES (AND BREW CREW) FOR NOVEMBER OTHERWISE ITS DRINKING PRACTICE FOR A MONTH

If you sign up to hare in November you can grab my ass as many times you’d like for THE ENTIRE trail you hare. Limited spots remain for 2025!!! 😉

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • November 6th
  • November 13th
  • November 20th
  • November 27th
  • December 18th
  • December 25th
  • January 1st, 2026
  • January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.