EWH3 #1491: Trick or Treat BITCHES, October 30th, 2025, Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)

ATTENTION WANKERS!!! EWH3 IS IN DESPERATE NEED OF HARES AND BREW CREW IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER. CONTACT THE EWH3 HARERAZOR AND BREWMEISTER TO SIGN UP, OR ITS DRINKING PRACTICE UNTIL TURKEY DAY!!

EWH3 #1491: Trick or Treat BITCHES, October 30th, 2025, Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Pre-lube: Lost Dog Cafe – Alexandria

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Y’all left the Halloween trail open on the hare line for far too long, so now Tatas and PhD have taken over. All we have to say is: TRICK OR TREAT, BITCHES.

Don your spookiest costumes and get your tush to Old Town ALX, because it’s time for EWH3 to learn the true magic of the ‘on the foot’ check. (No, really, make sure you’re wearing a fucking costume or it’s only tricks for you.)

We can wait to treat you to some great tricks on trail. We hope your spirit can handle it.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 30, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Rd Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Rd Metro

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Pussy has Defects, Vagetarian

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.2 mi to King St Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

Don’t let your treats get stolen! Put the safely in our bag van!

End Metro: King Street (blue/yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Blue to Downtown Largo – 11:36 PM

Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:33 AM

Yellow to Huntington – 12:36 AM

Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center – 11:29 PM

On After*: Rock-It Grill

Specials: Karaoke is special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.


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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

WE DESPERATELY NEED HARES (AND BREW CREW) FOR NOVEMBER OTHERWISE ITS DRINKING PRACTICE FOR A MONTH

PLEASE SIGN UP TO HARE 2025 ALREADY SUCKS SO BAD

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • November 6th
  • November 13th
  • November 20th
  • December 18th
  • December 25th
  • January 1st, 2026
  • January 8th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.