EWH3 #1494: The “This Trail Has No Theme”-themed Trail, November 20th, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)

EWH3 #1494: The “This Trail Has No Theme”-themed Trail, November 20th, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)

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BRING A LIGHT, OR A FRIEND WITH A LIGHT, OR FANCY-PANTS HIGH-DEFINITION NIGHT-VISION GOGGLES!

Wear something comfortable, as fancy or unfancy as you like. It is getting too dark for anyone else to see your outfit, and it’s what you’re wearing (or not wearing) underneath that counts, anyway, right? Stay warm, don’t die, have fun (not necessarily in that order).

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 20th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Columbia Heights. Follow marks to Columbia Heights Plaza.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1345 Park Rd NW

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Cuntry-Fried Semen, and Just Tommy

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.25 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 3.69 – it’s dark out and your ankles may be in peril!


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Georgia Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave

Last Trains Out:

11:46 PM to Branch Ave
12:26 AM to Greenbelt

On After*: Looking Glass Lounge

Specials: TBD?

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– MARK YOUR CALENDARSS!!!! EWH3 AGM is January 10th, 2026!!!

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!


THANK YOU TO ALL OUR 2025 HARES!!! Now onto 2026!! All dates AVAILABLE starting January 8th!

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • January 8th, 2026
  • January 22, 2026
  • January 29th, 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.