EWH3 #1496: The 11th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 4, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)

EWH3 #1496: The 11th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 4, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Prelube: Tunnicliff’s Tavern

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Remember when Head Injury said he wasn’t going to do the ugly sweater trail anymore? Joke’s on him, because we simply couldn’t let this glorious tradition die.

Celebrate the start of December with our traditional romp through Capitol Hill in your best ugly holiday sweater. The tackiness of your sweater (and maybe a coat) will keep you warm on trail. Who will keep you warm after trail is yet to be determined 😉

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 4th, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) – follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, and a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Avenue

Last Trains Out:

Orange to New Carrollton: 12:11 am

Orange to Vienna: 11:53 pm

Blue to Downtown Largo: 12:13 am

Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 11:43 pm

Silver to Ashburn: 11:45 pm

Silver to Downtown Largo: 12:19 am

On After*: Trusty’s

Specials: Your ugly ass sweater is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– MARK YOUR CALENDARSS!!!! EWH3 AGM is January 10th, 2026!!! Rego to cum!

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!

THANK YOU TO ALL OUR 2025 HARES!!! Now onto 2026!! All dates AVAILABLE starting January 22nd!

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • January 22nd, 2026
  • January 29th, 2026
  • All of 2026

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.