EWH3 #1497: The SHUTDOWN IS OVER TRAIL!!!, December 11, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
EWH3 #1497: The SHUTDOWN IS OVER TRAIL!!!, December 11, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
Prelube: Lou’s City Bar
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If you’re reading this thinking “Wait a minute, B-Ho, the shutdown ended a month ago? Why are we theming the trail around it??” Well my dear, sweet hashers, it is simply because I don’t have another theme in mind – And let’s be so for real, when have we ever needed a theme to get drunk? So bring your federally employed friend who’s finally getting paid again and come get drunk with us!!!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 11, 2025. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Columbia Heights Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th & Irving St NW
Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, Vegetarian & Sexually Anxious Disease
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.71 mi. first half / 1.73 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.75 mi first half / 0.78 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (1.1 mi to *Insert* Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your stuff!
End Metro: Columbia Heights or Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Columbia Heights:
Branch Ave – 11:49 PM
Greenbelt – 12:24 PM
Petworth:
Branch Ave – 11:46 PM
Greenbelt – 12:26 PM
On After*: Lyman’s Tavern
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Upcoming Events & Announcements!
– EWH3 AGM is January 10th, 2026!!! REGO NOW!! https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-party-like-its-1500-agm-2025-2026
– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!
THANK YOU TO ALL OUR 2025 HARES!!! Now onto 2026!! All dates AVAILABLE starting January 22nd!
– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:
- January 22nd, 2026
- January 29th, 2026
- All of 2026
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
