EWH3 #1499.5: Outgoing Misman Trail, January 8th, 2025, Navy Yard/Ballpark (Green)

EWH3 #1499.5: Outgoing Misman Trail, January 8, 2025, Navy Yard/Ballpark (Green)

Prelube: Atlas Brew Works Navy Yard – $5-$6 select drafts, $10-$11 combos with pizza until 6pm

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Thank Lord Gispert that Roose Rips, B-Ho, George, PSA, LDS, Chuck Fuck and VagLaw can finally be put out of their misery. VagLaw’s reign of terror is over, extracted by Delta Force in the dark of the night. You no longer have to suffer through Roose Rips’s stale jokes if she was sober or slurring through them if she was drunk. Your hash flash photos may finally be in focus as George hangs up whatever non-iPhone that is. Your orange food may finally get more diverse than beef jerky and cheese puffs as PSA cuts his Costco card in half. Maybe the brakes will get fixed on Aston or gimmies will get cooler now that B-Ho doesn’t have a Fort Knox grip on our cash. Maybe our next PornGuru will actually add porn to our discord as LDS unplugs her keyboard. May you be gifted your Jubliee on your actual run count date unless Screaming Pussy runs off with all your boxers and fancy booze. And maybe we won’t ever run out of cold beer again or drive with the lock box in the wheel well as Chuck Fuck tosses the keys to the next sucker.

For this we must celebrate! Come out in your best Black Tie look….. Could be a Tux…. could be a Penguin onesie… could be a Tuxedo shirt…. you can decide what that means to you! Come join us as we put these wankers out to pasture and we can all get on with our lives.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 8th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Navy Yard / Ballpark Metro https://maps.app.goo.gl/Zcb2KZdis2aVUDoJ8

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Nearest Capital Bike Share: Navy Yard Metro / M St & New Jersey Ave SE](https://maps.app.goo.gl/o76GGo7uMXYDBTG28M)

Hares: Roose Rips, Vagina is for Lawyers, Burlington Ho Factory, Please Step Away from the Whores, George StuffedanOctopus, Latter Day Skank, How Much Wood Could a Wood Chuck Fuck, Screaming Pussy

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.55 mi. first half / 1.72 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.29 mi first half / 0.98 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Navy Yard Metro) (0.4 mi to Waterfront). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard / Ballpark Metro

Last Trains Out:

Greenbelt – 11:53 PM

Branch Ave – 12:18 AM

On After*: Problem Child  https://maps.app.goo.gl/kNcpfpAAxt6o1XSY7

Specials: $5 Jello Shots

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

– EWH3 AGM is THIS WEEKEND!!! January 10th, 2026!!! REGO NOW!!  https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-party-like-its-1500-agm-2025-2026

– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!  https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord


– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!


FIRST 10 PEOPLE TO SIGN UP TO HARE AT AGM GET A SPECIAL SURPRISE!!!

– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes! Open Hare Dates are as follows:

  • January 22nd, 2026
  • January 29th, 2026
  • All of 2026!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.