EWH3 Trash – AGM/Trail #1500
Announcement: A New Mismanagement Is Born!
Date & Time: January 10, 2025 at 10:69 PM
Weight: 420 oz
Length: 69 in
After 12 months of gestation, and a VERY HARD labor, we have begrudgingly birthed a new Everyday is Wednesday Hash House Harriers Mismanagement. Watch out for the afterbirth, it’s sticky.
General Mismangers
- Tumey McBoatface — Big entrance, questionable directions
- Ha-Cum-On My Tatas — Flirtatious energy, zero subtlety
Hash Cash
- These Are The Tits You’re Looking For — Keeps the coffers “well-endowed”
- Ms. Nuttersworth — Hard of hearing, soft of cookies
Haberdasher
- Whoriana Trench — Screen printer or finger painter?
Oreho
- Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow — Hopefully buys better snacks than the one in his pants
Jubilee
- Pussy Has Defects — Enthusiastically imperfect arts and crafts (cuck)quean
Religious Advisor
- Deepthroat Corndog — Small package, loud voice, questionable metaphors
- Bitches Give Stitches — Patchwork discipline and sass to match his ass
Whoreganizer
- Vagitarian — Organizes with undeserved confidence
On-Sec
- Lorena Hobbit — Dismembered tenacious book cooker
Brewmistress
- Shamrock Your Cock — Brews that will knock your smelly socks off
Harerazor
- Close Encounters of the Turd Kind — Trail wizard with an odd sense of timing
Hash Flash
- Ready Player None — The only shots he’s making are money shots (; (;
- Ms. Nuttersworth — Who is surprised you came on the list twice?
Scribe
- Lickthyologist — Takes notes with unenthusiastic curiosity
- Cuntry Fried Seaman — Cocksure storyteller with salty “charm”
Porn Guru
- Just Alex — He doesn’t even go here. Fuck him.
Welcum, you gloriously incompetent lot. We expect misdirection, mayhem, and at least three misplaced beer checks. Don’t fuck it up or we’ll all make fun of you.