EWH3 #1501: Incumming MisMan Trail, January 15, 2026, King St (Blue/Yellow)
Prelube: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant
Specials: $5 draft beers, house wine, and well drinks
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What do you get when you add 2 new religious advisors who have absolutely no advice to give on religion, 2 new scribes who actually aren’t very funny, a new hash flash who takes only the blurriest of pics, a new onsec and hash cash who can barely finger count to 10, a hare razor who can’t navigate his way out of a parking lot, an oreho who thought the assignment was just sex with cookies, and a porn guru who literally thought they were here for orgy documentation? The new wanks who are stoopid enough to step up to mismanage this year. Come join them for trail this week as they demonstrate their poorest haring skills and preview the debauchery of the year ahead (who said head?) for a brisk jaunt around Old Town.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 15th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Blue Park Basketball Half Court (near King St metro)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St
Hares: Incumming MisMan
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to King St. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: King St (Blue/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:
Blue: Downtown Largo – 11:37 PM / Franconia-Springfield – 12:33 AM
Yellow: Huntington – 12:35 AM / Greenbelt – 11:39 PM
On After*: Rock-It Grill
Specials: Karaoke is special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
– Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
– Rego for WIE is live!! Ocean Shitty here we come: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2026-sirens-and-sailors-2026
– Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashyy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ pictures updated weekly!
– You don’t need to be named to hare trail! Find a named hasher to show you the ropes!
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.