EWH3 #1503: Curmudgeons Trail, January 29th, 2026, Eastern Market (Blue, Orange, Silver)
Prelube:Tunnicliffs
UPDATE: Because of the icy conditions, we’ll be replacing trail with drinking practice at Tunnicliff Tavern.
Bring your own money for drinks, bring your ID, and make sure to warm up your liver to benefit from this training opportunity.
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It’s cold as fuck AND it’s International Curmudgeons Day which is perfect for the shitty weather. Cum out and channel your inner Statler and Waldorf complaining and heckling all trail long, which of course we know you wankers will be doing already even if you didn’t have an excuse.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Jan 29, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Eastern Market
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th St. & Pennsylvania Ave, SE
Hares: Mongo & Lo Ho
Trail Details:– Runners: 1.2 mi. first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.5 mi first half / 0.7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!End Metro: Eastern Market
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn 11:47
Downtown Largo 12;10
Franconia Springfield 11:42
New Carrollton 12:08
Vienna Fairfax 11:54
On After*: Tunnicliffs
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
- Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
- Rego for WIE is live!! Ocean Shitty here we come: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-wie-2026-sirens-and-sailors-2026
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
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