EWH3 #1504: The O’LimpDicks ‘26 Trialz Trail, February 5th, 2026,Foggy Bottom (*Blue/Orange/Silver*)

Upcoming Event Announcement!

  • This Friday Feb 6th! EWH3 hosts the Full Moon H3 Hash O’LimpDicks 2026. Price increases day-of, so rego HERE unless you wanna pay more! 

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Before the glory. Before the costumes. Before the full-blown O’LimpDicks Games… there are The Trials. The O’LimpDicks Trialz Trail is your chance to qualify for hashing’s most prestigious and poorly judged athletic spectacle before the full moon O’LimpDicks Games begin. This trail is designed to test your speed, stamina, teamwork, and creativity in the greatest sport known to man- drinking beer. Challenges can happen anytime: on trail, off trail, after trail, even after you’re home and think it’s over. Those who complete The Trialz earn their place to advance, and one lucky hashlete will go home with a free and REALLY GOOD prize for their on the spot rego to Full Moon H3’s O’LimpDicks Games the next day! Spots are limited, glory is forever, and registration is required if you want a shot at hash immortality—or at least a really good story. 

On-on!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 5th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW

Hares:  Vagetarian, PSA, Mongo, Bitches Give Stitches, VagLaw, NSA

PreLube: Castas Rum Bar- happy hour 5-7pm and late-night happy hour every Thursday from 9pm-12am! $5 beer, $10 mojitos & frozens, $40 pitchers. Also cigars.

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.06 mi. first half / 2.07 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.14 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (About 0.2 miles to Dupont South Metro or 0.7 mi back to Foggy Bottom). Bring WARM CLOTHES, your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

WE HAVE A SECURE VAN FOR BAGS!

End Metro: Dupont Circle Metro

Last Trains Out: 

Glenmont: 12AM

Shady Grove: 12:10AM

End Metro: Foggy Bottom

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line

-Downtown Largo: about 11:57 PM

-Franconia-Springfield: about 11:59 PM

Orange Line

-New Carrollton: about 11:55 PM

-Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: about 12:08 AM

Silver Line

-Ashburn: about 12:01 AM

-Downtown Largo: about 11:59 PM

On After: Castas Late Night Happy Hour

Specials: $5 beer, $10 mojitos & frozens, $40 pitchers. Also cigars.

Other Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Feb 6th! EWH3 hosts the Full Moon H3 Hash O’LimpDicks 2026- Rego HERE

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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