EWH3 #1509: Saint Patrick’s Day, March 12, 2026, King St. (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Theissman’s

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Once upon a time, the patron saint of Ireland, Saint Patrick, roamed the streets of the Emerald Isle. Some years later, hashers found about the feast honoring him and turned it into an epic excuse to drink beer, wear green, and parade through the streets like fools, thus establishing the holiday of Saint Patrick’s Day as we know it. (Probably. I’m not a historian.)

In honor of this grand tradition, join us for a romp through the streets of Alexandria clad in your best green outfit, leprechaun costumes, or lucky shamrock accessories. Anyone not in costume may be subject to pinching, or maybe a good butt slap (consent-required.)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 12, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King Street Gardens Park (King St metro)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas & mystery hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.6 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.1 mi to Braddock Road Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Braddock Road (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Blue to Downtown Largo – 11:39 PM

Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:31 AM

Yellow to Greenbelt – 11:41 PM

Yellow to Huntington – 12:16 AM

Yellow to – Mt Vernon Sq – 11:12 PM

On After*: TJ Stone’s

Specials: You’re special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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