EWH3 #1512: Exodus to the Promised Land Trail, April 2, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red)

Prelube: Step-Childe Harold

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Lace up and prepare to relive the original escape story—this time with better shoes and significantly more wine.

We will start our journey in Dupont Circle for a slightly-less-than traditional trek to freedom. We’ll make four essential wine stops along the way (because miracles take hydration) and try to survive the hashy versions of the Ten Plagues—hopefully less locust-heavy than the original Passover story, but no promises.

From frogs to… mild inconveniences, each step will bring us closer to liberation—or libation, at least. It will be a journey of perseverance, questionable athleticism, and just enough adventure to remind us that while some of our ancestors wandered the desert for 40 years, the only part of the story we might actually want to recreate is the parting of the Red Sea 😉

Survive the final plague—an undetermined number of down downs—to make it to the promised land (also known as Recessions) for some celebratory singing.

(No Seder meal will be provided, so if you want fuel for the journey, you may want to eat your own unleavened bread ahead of time.)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 2, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google it.

Hares: Mongo and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.25 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.2 mi to Dupont Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Dupont Circle

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:00 AM

Shady Grove – 12:10 AM

On After*: Recessions

Specials: Festive karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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