EWH3 #1514: The HASHAMANIA Trail, April 16, 2026, Eisenhower Av

Prelube: Atlas Beer Works, 2429 Mandeville Lane, Alexandria, VA 22332

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IT’S (everyday is) WEDNESDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Someone made the mistake of letting Brass to Mouth hare right before this year’s Wrestlemania, and he’s going to make it everyone else’s problem! So bring your pretty faces and prepare to turn your heels on a trail full of Ruthless Inebriation. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where:  Eisenhower Av parking lot

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google it

Hares: Brass to Mouth, Deepthroat Corndog, Lancelittle

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 1.? mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Eisenhower Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Eisenhower Av

Last Trains Out:

Yellow – Huntington 12:37 am

Yellow – Greenbelt 11:37 pm

Yellow – Mt Vernon S1 11:08 pm

On After*: Wegmans Beer & Wine Bar

Specials: YOU’RE special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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