EWH3 #1517: The “It’s Still Cinco de Mayo if You Never Put Down the Tequila Bottle” Trail, May 7, 2026, Eastern Market (Orange, Blue & Silver)

Prelube: La Plaza

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Happy Cinco de Mayo at least I think it’s still Cinco de Mayo, we’re probably still drunk and you should be too! Cinco de Mayo doesn’t end unless you stop drinking and none of your hares did. So cum on out and let’s keep the tequila flowing, bring your Cinco de Party vibes and let’s see if tequila makes your clothes fall off…………..…..we all know it does for Mongo

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 7, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th and Pennsylvania Ave

Hares: Mongo, Infidellatio, Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3. mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Eastern Market

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 11:47

Downtown Largo 12;10

Franconia Springfield 11:42

New Carrollton 12:08

Vienna Fairfax 11:54

On After*: Tunnicliffs

Specials: Quality time with your beautiful hares

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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