EWH3 #1520: The Heated Rivalry Trail, May 28th, 2026, Takoma (Red Line)

Prelube: Motorkat

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This Friday is National Heat Awareness day! Here at EWH3 we are celebrating with a heated rivalry between our runners and walkers! Who will cum first?? Who will win the Steinley Cup? Which two hashers will profess their homosexual love for each other after a years-long situationship? Tune in to find out!


YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 28, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Tacoma Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Tacoma Metro

Hares: Chuck Fuck, B-ho, Lay Trails not Wives, and more!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.69 mi first half / 1.38 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 mi to Fort Totten Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Fort Totten

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:20 AM

Shady Grove – 11:51 PM

Greenbelt – 13:30 AM

Branch Ave – 11:43 PM

On After*: Jackie Lee’s

Specials: Roll-for-beer-shot-combo

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!