EWH3 #1522: Everybody LBGTAQ? (Everybody Loves a Bigger Gayer Trail, Any Questions?), June 11, 2026, Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Chevy’s

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🌈OMG you slutty 💅🏻bitches💅🏻 RU ready for the BIGGEST 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏽 QUEEREST 🏳️‍🌈PRIDE TRAIL🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏼‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 EVER⁉️⁉️⁉️ 

UR INVITED TO THE EVERYDAY IS WEDNESDAY PRIDE + TOUR DUH HASH TRAIL 🏳️‍🌈🍻🍺🏳️‍🌈🍺 

🌈🍺It doesnt MATTER IF UR ONLY GAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK, UR Straighter ⤴️⤵️⚧️than LADY G🙈🙉🙊, or just an ALLY who likes to fluff 🐓🐓 for your friends!!!

🍺🍻🥶 Bring your PRIDE &  leave your dignity 💦😜 CUM DRESSED IN YOUR GAYEST OUTFITS😎‼️‼️  BEING STRAIGHT is optional but glitter IS mandatory ✨👗🕺

CUM THIRSTY🍆✊🏻💦🤤, LEAVE WITH NEW FRIENDS, AND A TRAIL THAT WILL FINALLY GET OH HEY TO SAY I AM GAY🌈👯‍♂️🍻🌞

🌈💅🏻🌈😘🍺WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER AND WE STUCK OUR 🐓BITS🐈 IN ALL THE BEER🍺😘🏳️‍🌈🔥🎉

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 11, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Virginia Highlands Park, follow marks from Pentagon City Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the Metro

Hares: Cuntry-Fried Seaman, Screeching Eargasm, Lays Trails Not Wives

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.4 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 for walkers, 1.69 for runners


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line (Franconia-Springfield): 12:24 AM

Blue Line (Largo): 11:46 PM

Yellow Line (Huntington): 12:09 AM

Yellow Line (Greenbelt): 11:48 PM

On After*: Freddies Beach Bar! 555 23rd St. S Arlington, Virginia 22202

Specials: Ur Mom says I’m Special. Also karaoke.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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