EWH3 #1526: The I’m on a Boat Trail, July 9th, 2026, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue Line)

Prelube: Potomac Social Tavern 

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The weather forecast says we’re sailing into a storm this week, so be ready to get wet. Sailor outfits, swimsuits, etc, this week put on your boat attire, whatever that may be.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 9, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHFCLojHamXGrUyG6

Hares: Ready Player None, Brass to Mouth, Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 11:46

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 12:28

Huntington (Yellow) – 12:10

Greenbelt (Yellow) – 11:48

On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant

Specials: Karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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