EWH3 #1527: Will Squat for Friends Trail, 7/16/2026, 2026, Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)
Prelube: 2260 Lounge
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Howdy y’all! My friends and I were at the AGM even back in January and we drunkenly signed up to hare this summer. We all don’t live in DC, so let’s see what happens! Trail seems like it’s straightforward since we will start and stop at the Mount Eagle Park. If y’all have been there on more than one occasion this year, my apologies! It’s hard to guest hare!
Prepare to do a bunch of squats and work those legs!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Mount Eagle Park, follow marks from Huntington Metro south exit (up the hill)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: N Kings Hwy & Fort Dr
Hares: Will Squat for Beer, Sorrest Rump, 17 Fisting on 15, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 2.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Huntington
Last Trains Out:
Yellow Line: 12:43am
On After*: Two Jefes
Specials: Squats is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
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Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
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