EWH3 #1530: The 13th Anal ABC Trail, August 6, 2026, Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE

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10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within 24 hours, he’d called his therapist to say he found a much cheaper alternative for what to do with his Thursdays.

Please join us for a very special edition of EWH3s ABC* Run: All Biplolar’s Comorbidities. Caution tape, cardboard, duct tape, aluminum foil, a bedsheet toga, strategically placed stuffed animals, pool floats, whatever the recycling gave you. Cotton is cheating. Wear shoes you can run in, bring a change of clothes for the bar, and most importantly, a desire to solve your problems with alcohol.

*ABC = Anything But Clothes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 6, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Providence Park, follow marks to Start from Capitol South Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off, Please Step Away from the Whores, These Are the Tits You’re Looking For, Mrs. Nuttersworth

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Federal Center SW Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 12:07 am

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 11:46 pm

New Carrollton (Orange) – 12:05 am

Vienna (Orange) – 11:59 pm

Downtown Largo (Silver) – 12:15 am

Ashburn (Silver) – 11:51 pm

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar, 10 N St SE

Specials: YOU’RE special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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