EWH3 #1534: The Dolly Parton Tribute/Lingerie Trail, September 3, 2026, Georgia Avenue/Petworth (Green/Yellow)
Prelube: Snappy’s Small Bar
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Last week, the world lost a true hero. No, not Pennywise, the other celebrity death. No, not Optimus Prime, c’mon, you know we lost Dolly Fucking Parton!
Ahh, the tits I can literally ride a rollercoaster through and a face that makes me wonder how the FUCK someone like Jolene could be even hotter…
As summer comes to a close, let’s all celebrate the incredible life of a truly wonderful American icon whose legacy transcends so many parts of society by wearing our sexiest lingerie to trail. Camisoles, push-up bras, garter belts, nylons, over-the-shoulder boulder holders, well-placed athletic tape, ANYTHING that makes you feel “oh yeah, I could quit this 9 to 5 and start an OnlyFans” is welcome at this trail*.
Don’t have gazongas? You do this week! Think your chesticles are lacking? The only thing bigger that Dolly’s sweater puppies was her heart, and she says you’ve got what it takes! Every check is a tit check when every hasher is wearing a bra!
*Please be wary of the legality of what you wear to trail, we aren’t bailing you out for a nip slip or a ball fall, and On-Afters have their own things going on.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 3, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: George Avenue/Petwork
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Georgia Avenue and New Hampshire Ave S
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Tramp-Sub-Stantiation, and Just Alex
Trail Details: Subject to change as Turd gets his shit together
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3ish mi to George Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green – Branch Ave: 11:47pm
Green – Greenbelt: 12:31am
Yellow – Huntington: 11:49pm
Yellow – Greenbelt: 12:09am
On After*: Midlands
Specials: Turd will lick your tits if you ask him to, that’s pretty special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
- OH SHIT!! PIRATE CRUISE REGO IS LIVE! Get ready for an adventure on the high seas! Regos WILL sell out! https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2nd-anal-ewh3-and-aarrrrrrh3-dc-full-moon-pi
- RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr
- Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
- Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/
Give Back to the Hash!
- BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
- ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
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