EWH3 #1547: The “Why Hasn’t Just Yvette Been Named” Trail, Thursday, September 24th, 2026, McPherson Square (Orange, Blue, and Silver Lines)

Tired of Semen on the Pew’s shiggy?  Well here’s a little downtown action for you.  And it’s about time we got to know Just Yvette a little better; she’s fast approaching 17 runs without a name!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45pm Thursday, September 24, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!

Where: McPherson Square; (Vermont and I St. exit)  After exiting, turn around and look for Hashers in the middle of the square.

Prelube: Union Trust, 740 15th St, NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6dj6UsPfRTjNGgN17

Hares: Semen on the Pew, Just Yvette

Trail Details:

– Runners: 1.7 miles first half, 1.1 miles second half

– Walkers: 1 miles first half, .75 miles second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 (urban shiggy)

– Type: Trail is A to A’ (.3 miles from End to McPherson Square Metro). 

Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!

Miscellaneous Crap:

Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: McPherson Square

Last Trains Out: 

Blue Line (toward Franconia-Springfield): ~11:48 PM

Blue Line (toward Largo): ~12:00 AM

Orange Line (toward New Carrollton): ~11:58 PM

Orange Line (toward Vienna): ~12:12 AM

Silver Line (toward Ashburn): ~12:00 AM

Silver Line (toward Largo): ~12:02 AM 

On After: Stan’s, 1029 Vermont Ave, NW

Specials: 20% off when you tell your server you are with the hash; their mixed drinks are legendary.

On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • WE NEED HARES!Cum fill our holes in the hareline! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested. We need hares for:
    • October 8th (Red Dress Run)
    • November 5th
    • November 12th
  • RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to party the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr and https://hashrego.com/events/dc-blt-2026
  • DC Full Moon with Charm City is Saturday, 9/26 starting at 7pm from Fish Head Cantina in Baltimore. Hash Cash is $11, expect shiggy!
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
  • HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.

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