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EWH3 #1153: Anal Marine Corps and La Gingeracha Birthday Trail – 6:45 PM THURSDAY, November 7th – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

I. Situation 244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?t=136 and https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/jacob-wohl-smear-attempt-just-makes-elizabeth-warren-seem-cool.html II. Mission Drink and be merry in honor of our […]