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A EWH3 Pub Crawl Put your shiggy socks up to the moon Wanks, what y’all tryna do? Hop-hop, it’s pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)Guess who’s back again? (Brrah)Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em) Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em)I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho’ nuff)Wearin’ […]
*********** A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares […]
We’re enchanted to announce our next Pub Crawl: EDUB | The Eras Tour, a journey through the musical eras of our drinking career (past and present!) The first leg of the tour will be in beer gardens across NOMA, with international dates to be announced as soon as we can! Feeling like the luckiest hasher […]
I. Situation 244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?t=136 and https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/jacob-wohl-smear-attempt-just-makes-elizabeth-warren-seem-cool.html II. Mission Drink and be merry in honor of our […]
Did you miss the last Twinkle Juice trail? Did you maybe just forget it because you drank too much? Either way, cum join us for the DECENNIAL of Halloween celebrations with Twinkle Juice. Dress up in your spooookiest outfit for a run through NOMA, and let us turn you into zombies with $3 beers and […]
Welcome to the Everyday is Wednesday edition of the World Peace Through Beer. World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to […]
Welcome to the Graffiti Trail where we all run around DC with a sharpie and vandalize the clothing of our fellow hashers! So wear a white tee shirt that you don’t mind getting defiled, bring a sharpie of any color, and style on your friends with sick tags! You can write a funny phrase, draw […]
Another year older, none the wise. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress like a hare for a super special shot check opportunity! Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off! Need some inspiration? Check […]
That’s right wanks, PC might as well stand for pussy cat because meowwwwl! Ya’ll like to wax poetic about your favorite social issue in this town. (Isn’t that why most of us relocated here? Any how. If you have thin skin, this trail is not fur you. You’ll be sure to find little easter eggs […]
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! So what’s up with Lisa? And did James Franco figure it all out? Where can we all buy framed photos of spoons? And most importantly, is Tommy Wiseau really DB […]