I. Situation 244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?t=136 and https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/jacob-wohl-smear-attempt-just-makes-elizabeth-warren-seem-cool.html II. Mission Drink and be merry in honor of our […]

Welcome to the Everyday is Wednesday edition of the World Peace Through Beer.  World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to […]

Another year older, none the wise. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress like a hare for a super special shot check opportunity! Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off! Need some inspiration? Check […]

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com. Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! So what’s up with Lisa? And did James Franco figure it all out? Where can we all buy framed photos of spoons? And most importantly, is Tommy Wiseau really DB […]

As the temperatures FINALLY start to drop in the DC area, some hashers out there should consider growing that beard out a little bit more. Come on out this Thursday and celebrate the beginning of hardcore beard season with some of your favorite permanently bearded hashers.