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As the temperatures FINALLY start to drop in the DC area, some hashers out there should consider growing that beard out a little bit more. Come on out this Thursday and celebrate the beginning of hardcore beard season with some of your favorite permanently bearded hashers.
Leave your Aston Martin on the curb because, my dear hashers, we will plot this trail For Your Eyes Only. Follow the marks of blood and suspense, and enjoy a casual Bond girl or three, because after all… You Only Live Twice. This trail will be laid as good as 007’s Goldfinger in your Octopussy… and have we mentioned his Thunderball(s)?
Winter is cumming…and so are the hares! Join us as we mark the one year analversary of Hodor’s passing. Sorry if this is news to you, the Stark family sent you all crows 69 days ago. Break out all of those Game of Thrones costumes! Season 7 cums out next month!
Finally, it’s here again, the hairiest, bristliest, most masculine trail of the year. Sport your finest in upper lip decoration and join us for a mustachioed trail where the men are men, and so are most of the women. If you don’t have your own flavor saver, don’t worry – there will be enough tequila to make you think using a permanent marker on your face sounds like a good idea. And that’s fine, because if you can’t grow your own bigote enorme…well, that’s actually bad and you should feel bad. The hares aren’t going to tell you that it’s ok. Even Gaybelline tried.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle
Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist
Fed up with the bloodthirsty excesses of that Teutonic warlord, Kaiser Wilhelm, Woodrow Wilson (D, NJ) went before the Congress on April 6, 1917, and received a declaration of war to make the world safe for democracy. It was then that the United States found herself embroiled in a great war and 100 years to the day, Hashers and Harriettes commemorate the occasion with much drink and reflection.
Cum with we, wankers, and you’ll be in a world of pure imagination: this being the version of 2016 in which all our favorite cultural icons did not punch their golden tickets to the coolest party the other side of the dirt. Let us send our latest hero off in style to join Alan Rickman, […]
Hey, everyone, The trash from this week’s trail is coming up, just as soon as we finish this list of new year’s resolutions… [1. I’m never drinking again. 2. This time, I mean it. 3. No, I really do. Oh, look, a hash!] Hangover Trail #41 (January 1, 2015) Start: Francis Scott Key Memorial Theme: National Hangover […]
Happy Wednesday morning Before we get into this week’s trail, a few notes about the upcoming schedule. Christmas Day and New Year’s Day happen to fall on Thursday this year. Have no fear, EWH3 will still be hashing to keep you drunk. Details to come shortly, but both hashes will be afternoon hashes. […]
Hey Everyone! Hopefully everyone enjoyed the first of many holidays during the holiday season. Come celebrate being back in DC by running with your weekly Thursday hash! Yeah regularity! WANTED: Justs to help hare! Are you a Just and want to help give back to the hash? Can you take instructions from an experienced hare […]