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EWH3 #1006: The 10th Annual Cinco de Mustache Trail! – Potomac Ave

Finally, it’s here again, the hairiest, bristliest, most masculine trail of the year. Sport your finest in upper lip decoration and join us for a mustachioed trail where the men are men, and so are most of the women. If you don’t have your own flavor saver, don’t worry – there will be enough tequila to make you think using a permanent marker on your face sounds like a good idea. And that’s fine, because if you can’t grow your own bigote enorme…well, that’s actually bad and you should feel bad. The hares aren’t going to tell you that it’s ok. Even Gaybelline tried.

EWH3 #1002: Pussylicious Twatathon

When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 13th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro, in Washington Circle
Vagina Hairs: Twater Boarding, Vaginal Countdown, Kooter Kunte, Mouthful of Clam, Red Vag of Courage, and Lickthyologist

EWH3 #1001: 100th Analversary of the US Entry Into World War One

Fed up with the bloodthirsty excesses of that Teutonic warlord, Kaiser Wilhelm, Woodrow Wilson (D, NJ) went before the Congress on April 6, 1917, and received a declaration of war to make the world safe for democracy. It was then that the United States found herself embroiled in a great war and 100 years to the day, Hashers and Harriettes commemorate the occasion with much drink and reflection.

EWH3 #864 Hash Trash – National Hangover Challenge Trail

Hey, everyone,   The trash from this week’s trail is coming up, just as soon as we finish this list of new year’s resolutions… [1.  I’m never drinking again.  2.  This time, I mean it.  3.  No, I really do.  Oh, look, a hash!] Hangover Trail #41 (January 1, 2015) Start:  Francis Scott Key Memorial Theme:  National Hangover […]

EWH3# 860: The Pretty Pretty Princess Trail (Frozen Edition)! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 4th- Archives- Navy Memorial- Penn Quarter Metro (Yellow/Green)

Hey Everyone! Hopefully everyone enjoyed the first of many holidays during the holiday season.  Come celebrate being back in DC by running with your weekly Thursday hash!  Yeah regularity! WANTED: Justs to help hare! Are you a Just and want to help give back to the hash?  Can you take instructions from an experienced hare […]

EWH3# 857: The Third Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 13 – Bethesda Metro (Red Line)

EWH3# 857: The Third Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 13 – Bethesda Metro (Red Line) To all the Cheshire Cats, White Rabbits, Mad Hatters, and Jabberwockies, This Thursday, November 13th, is the Third Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday trail! We will toast you (and everyone else) on not-your-birthday with a (tactfully) titillating […]